[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
[ ] You have run into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.(if being in a car counts)
[x] You have been called a blonde.
[ ] You have tripped on air and fell.

Total:4

[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You knew that the average man's penis is twice the length of his thumb from the first knuckle
[ ] If you're a guy, you just checked your thumb (um I'm a girl and I just looked at my hand and thought, huh? really? LMFAO!
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[x] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[ ] You have choked on your own spit.

Total: 8 now

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling
[ ] You often wonder why humanity craves friendship, and then came to the conclusion that you know the answer, don't get it and don't care.

Total: 10 and counting

[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[ ] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[ ] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'
[ ] People wonder whether to consider you "special" or commit you to the nearest asylum ASAP

Total: we're up to 11

[x ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

Total: 14

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused. (and make a face)
[ ] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word "um" is used frequently.
[x] You don't know what "um" means. (now that you mention it...)
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

Total: 20

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
and re-post as: I am --% Mentally ill.